Saturday, October 8, 2016

Aww!! See these trending new adorable pictures of Beyonce and her daughter Blu-ivy

The U. S based singer thrilled her fans with these warm photos of her and her 4 yrs old daughter  #slaying.

Friday, October 7, 2016

Comparative Analysis Between Wives of Today and Those of Yesterday: By Pof. Yusuf Dankofa

Comparative Analysis Between Wives of Today and Those of Yesterday:

By Pof. Yusuf Dankofa

1). *Yesterday's Wives* :
Welcome my husband, hope the office was not stressful., your favorite food is ready, let me lead you to the bathroom first, then you take your dinner, you look so tired, am sure you'll be okay after taking your dinner, welcome my one and only.

*Today's Wives*:
Please don't put unnecessary pressure on me, you can go to the fridge pick up the stew, microwave it and boil the remaining rice, I am your wife and not your cook.

2). *Yesterday's Wives*:
Darling stop thinking about our lack of money. It's going to be temporary. God will see us through and we are going to come out of it stronger. After all, we can still feed ourselves and the children. We need to give the Almighty that glory. I am with you through thick and thin, my husband, the owner of my dowry.

*Today's Wives*: ________________Look I am sick and tired of living in this abject poverty with you. Why did you bring me to your house when you know that you are not ready for marriage? Every day is one complaint or the other. Are you the Complainant General of Nigeria. We don't have cars, our house is Face me and slap you, when your mates are in GRAs. Look if you don't find solutions to your problems, you will come back and not find me in this your rotten house.

3). *Yesterday's Wives*: ____________My husband, we only have 2 children, don't you think we should have more. You know children are gifts and mercies from God. And the more the merrier.

*Today's Wives*: _______________Look am sick and tired of this marriage. You won't allow me to rest by your constant urge to have more children. I am okay with our two children. I can't allow you to spoil my figure 8 by bearing another 4 children. You are so wicked that I feel you want to spoil my psychedelic looks. If you dare force me, I will sue you for rape.

4). *Yesterday's Wives*: ___________My husband, take heart and don't worry. I shall go with you to Zaria. Your being transferred from the glitterati of Abuja to Zaria might be a blessing in disguise. We shall take the advantage of the educational institutions to advance our education. Some disappointments could be a blessing.

*Today's Wives*: ______________Me I can't follow you to Zaria o. God forbid bad thing. From Abuja to Zaria? I can't cope with such a demotion. To start living in a village? You had better look for another wife. I can't live in a city without silver birds, Amigo Supermarket or Dunes

5) *Yesterday's Wives*: __________My husband, I have enough clothes. This N30.000 you are giving me, pls keep it and save for a rainy day.

*Today's Wives*: ________________Why are you so stingy? Do you have super glue in your palms?What an insult. What kind of shopping do you want me to do with N50.000?What can I buy? Is it Swiss lace or Dubai gold. I am disappointed in you. Your mates are giving their wives $5000 to shop, here you are humiliating me with naira. I don't blame you. It is because I refused to marry Chief Antonio that's why you are messing up with me.

*Yesterday's wives ________________ Darling our children will resume next week, I have bought new bags and sandals for them, I have also kept some money for their text books, may God bless u for their tuition fees.

*Today's wives _____________ Your children are resuming next week, I don't want to hear story of no money o, they will change their school bags, sandals, water bottles etc and their textbooks, make sure the money is completed this time o, afterall they bear your surname not mine.

*Uhhhm!! Though we still have some good wives in today's wives.

But Where do you belong? Yesterday or Today 😳😳Good evening lm

So sad! Chris Jeyibo of KOGA entertainment dies in a ghastly car accident

C. E. O of prestigious Entertainment Outfit Koga Studios Chris Jeyibo, aka Chris Koga has died. He died in a car crash around 1am in the early hours of today when his Range Rover SUV ran into a parked trailer along Lagos/Ibadan express way.
Jeyibo was the only casualty at the scene. This was confirmed by the official Twitter account of Lagos State Emergency Management.

IK Ogbonna Reveals He Rejected A N20 Million Offer For His Sperm

Nollywood based actor IK ogbonna revealed in a recent interview how he turned down an offer of 20million Naira even in the face of abject poverty and hustling.

There are times when I was broke to zero Naira, I'd leave my friend's place to visit my sister at the bridge clinic to ask for as little as N2000.
On that faithful day while sitting waiting for my sister, a woman met me with her husband and offered me N20m to donate my sperm, who probably was impotent.
IK revealed that even though he took time to think about the juicy offer, the thought of giving away his offspring made him turn it down

'After thinking about the offer, I told myself that I would be a very great man someday, and no kids of mine will be left out of my sight. That was the highest temptation I have ever experienced in all my life.'.
– he said.

See Another Adorable NYSC POP proposal From Yesterday


This is the third proposal from yesterday's passing out parade of 2015 batch B corps members.

Popular Nigerian transgender Barbie '' Miss Sahhara'' shows off boobs in sassy new photos

She is looking fab but it doesn't change the fact that she is a man dou

Popular transgender beauty queen Miss Sahhara is pictured below with her fellow transgender queen Miss Slovakia during the 2016 Miss Trans Star International pageant that recently held in Spain.

Miss Saharra, former name is Clifford Oche, shared the photos on her Facebook page and gushed:
With my beloved sister and partner in crime Paris (Miss Slovakia)💗💕💋💖💖💖

Fast Question From A TwiitterNg User, Epp Him

Well if you ask me,  it is easy,  there are two ways of getting wealthy God's Grace or Devil's Grace

Any rich person you see is under one of those umbrellas,  one thing is for sure regardless of where you pick,  you still have to pay your dues which is not always easy

Wise Up!! Kim K 'vows to stop flaunting her wealth on social media' after Paris Robbery

Hope some ladies will learn from this,  stop Flaunting your wealth unnecessarily,  you don't know who is Watching and plotting to steal from you,  don't help them do it.

Kim Kardashian has reportedly vowed to stop flaunting her wealth on social media after she was robbed at gunpoint, tied up and dumped in her marble bath tub in Paris.

The 35-year-old reality star was forced to hand over her 20-carat Lorraine Schwartz ring, worth $4.5million (€4 million/£3.5 million), along with her jewellery box containing gems worth $6.7 million (€6 million/£5.24 million) when five masked men stormed her luxury Paris apartment in the early hours of Monday morning.


The ring - gifted to her by husband Kanye West- was last seen sparkling on Kim's finger in a Snapchat post earlier that night.

The star agrees with critics who said she made herself a robbery target, according to TMZ.

She has reportedly decided to take a month off work and change the way she displays her fortune.



'Material things mean nothing. It's not all about the money. It's not worth it,' she reportedly said.
Meanwhile, it has emerged the robbers tricked their way into her Paris home by simply saying: 'It's urgent – we must see Miss Kardashian'.

The bizarre testament from the concierge is the latest spoken evidence to be made available to detectives investigating Monday's £9m heist.

Swap Your Old Phone To a New one In The #SlotTradeIn Campaign (see details)

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Fresh MUSIC: Olamide – Orobo (Prod.Young John)

Olamide is back with a new Street anthem,  these are some of the songs that will be in his Upcoming Album that is set to drop this December, 

Thursday, October 6, 2016

5 Simple Rules to a Lasting Relationship

Many people often wonder why their relationship doesn't last or why things go cold after 3 months or more

Well it is really simple there are basic rules that need to be followed to have a long lasting relationship that can last till death,  these rules look pretty simple but if you overlook them trust me your relationship is on her to the rocks

1. FAITHFULNESS!! 

This is really important,  you should not be in a relationship and still live your life like a careless bachelor,  sooner or later,  physically or otherwise your unfaithfulness and promiscuous lifestyle will ruin your relationship,  come to think of it,  if you were not ready to be faithful, why did you commit yourself to one person? Yes the world is listening and watching,  Loyalty sure sustains love.

2. MAKE THEM FEEL SPECIAL/WANTED

This should never be overlooked,  people love being where they feel appreciated,  that's  a life rule,  if you love your partner always make them feel special,  some people do this during the early stage of the relationship then the appreciation declines,  that's not good it should stay at its peak for as long as you want the  relationship to last ,  compliment your lover,  Tell her/him how awesome and special he/she is,  trust me we love to hear this from someone we love.

3. RESPECT YOUR PARTNER

Respect they say brings out the best in who it is being offered,  respect your spouse,  understand him or her,  what do they like and hate, ?  How do they love to be talked to?  Understand their flare for respect and feed it. Know the right things to say and when to say it.  We All love people that respect us.

4. DON'T FLIRT WITH OTHERS!!

Social media has made this rule seem baseless,  but trust me,  if a man/woman  really loves you, he will be jealous when he stalks you and find out that you telling random people you love them, calling them romantic pet names and also dropping those sweet smileys under their comments. trust me,  Real love comes with some form of jealousy,  if you don't want your man or woman thinking that you might actually be having an affair with your online or social boos and baes better stop flirting.

Also in real life event,  same law apply don't flirt with people,  respect your relationship and the person you love. It is outright disrespectful for your lover to be by your side and you are calling someone else you boo,  come on that is lowkey too much play though you are just socializing.

5. MAKE TIME

By now it is no news that communication is a very key factor in every relationship,  you have to make time and spend time with your lover, whether physical or virtual/digital

no matter how busy you may be or stuffed up your time is, always make sure you make out  time to chat, call, text or even see your lover.

this is one of the rigid rule that sustain relationships (long and short) ,  #communication,  where there is no communication,  there is #Disconnection

Thanks
Enekem.com

😲This woman's gigantic "watermelons" will leave your jaw dropping!

For our guys out there that like them big,  i hope this gets your attention.
Haruhi Miwako hails from Netherlands and also an amateur model has been gifted by mother  nature with a shocking size of bosom which have made her quite  famous,  especially for men that want to keep feeding their eyes. Her gigantic bosom  has been checked and tested whether it is real and it has proven to be 100% real.
The woman is not shy or embarrassed by her body she is proud it and flaunts it with pride on her Instagram to thrill 'thirsty' followers.
She has about 149,000 followers on her Instagram page .

University students protest half- Naked in south Africa over high tuition fee

Some students of University of Witwatersrand in South Africa have stripped naked to protest their high tuition fee.

According to sources , the protesters went exposing their boobs just to make the university authorities have a rethink over the increased tuition fees. The students clashed violently with police over the incident with many wounded.

Wits University students protesting half-naked over increased tuition fees
In a report by Reuters, police fired stun grenades, rubber bullets and teargas at hundreds of students who marched through the university's campus in Johannesburg, performing the "toyi-toyi" protest dance made popular during the struggle against oppressive white rule. About two people were arrested earlier when police moved in to enforce a court order on public gathering at the university.

NEW MUSIC: Saint (@Saint_ntb) - Koko

This tune is banging ,Guys check out this KoKo jam by Saint  Atunnise Olaoluwa aka Saint is a songwriter/singer claims whose aim is to deliv...