Wednesday, April 6, 2016

How Another Smart Guy Survive's Fuel Scarcity and No Electricity

Hehe,  Bravo man,  bravo

Toyin Lawani mock Lekki babes that drive Range Rover yet they have bad SKIN!!!


From the bleaching desk of Toyin Lawani...

The Alarming Relationship Between Harrysongz and his alleged Daughter (Photos)



If this is really his daughter, then i find it a little bit creepy, he post only revealing pictures of

More Blessings!! SamsungNG Gift Unilag 5.0 GPA Graduate a Brand New Galaxy S7 (Photos)

Well am happy that yhw big brands are stepping out to encourage Hardwork and book smartness

 

Presented by Samsung retail manager, Iniobong Akpabio.

After all these, When will They offer this guy job? 

Cause i have met some jobless first class students, 

'' He Was Helping Me Shave My Pubic Hair''Woman Caught Having Sex With Grandson( 18+)

Sexual immorality is on the rise and it is a global phenomena,

In the recent past, there has been lots of disturbing stories straight outta Kenya detailing immorality. 

Photos of an old woman being "drilled" by her grandson is making rounds on Kenyan's social media. According to sources, the two were ambushed having sex and when the old woman was asked why she agreed to have sex with her grandson, she said that the young man was only helping her to shave her pubic hairs because they had overgrown. According to Kenya Beat, She said, Yaani, the grandson was grooming them. 

Source: chinnyblog 

See The 10 Positive Effects and ADVANTAGES OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA

Well i know it feels bad,  but lets take a quick look at some positive developments that are only possible cause of fuel Scarcity in Nigeria

1) Most compounds are noise less because 'I better pass my neighbour' generators are on sabbatical leave.

2) Wives are happy because husbands
who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out.

3) All the housewives are cooking good
food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs.

4) Kids are reading their books since
watching TV needs fuel.

5) No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off.

6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online.

7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies.. Light no dey naa

8) There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions lolzz.

9) Parents are overjoyed because their children that were always online now concentrates on their studies

10) Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't gone to church for months and years going to church and staying for both First and second services just to charge their phones...

iG @MrSpice_c9ja

Female Nigerian student suffers racism in UK University, See what her Flatmate Did(Photos)

I always loud the fact that racism cannot be eradicated,  not in this world or generation,

The University of Warwick has launched an investigation after a Nigerian student reported bananas in her shared school accommodation had been graffitied with racial slurs.

Faramade Ifaturoti posted a picture on Twitter, writing: "Just entered the kitchen and look at what one of my flatmates has done. I am extremely disgusted."

'Monkey' and 'nigga', can clearly be seen written on the fruit.

The tweet quickly gathered attention and has been retweeted almost 3,000 times. The university responded to it, saying: "We're really sorry you've had to experience this. It is completely unacceptable. Please DM us your email and we will escalate."  

She told BuzzFeed she felt "targeted" and that "this is not the first time something like this has happened". In February, Ifaturoti had also complained about racism in a tweet, when she wrote: "Racism is very real. Especially in this Warwick I can't lie."  

Ifaturoti also expressed disappointment at the university's response. Other Warwick students were quick to express their dismay - and anger - at both the incident and the university's response. She said "I'm highly disappointed that it took a Twitter escalation in order for you to respond."

Witness Spill's How Saraki's Aide Deposited Money 50 Times A Day Into Saraki's Account in Court

This Saraki's case seem not to be forgotten,

Detective Michael Wetkas has made startling revelation of how the Senate President allegedly used personal aides to launder billions of naira.

One of such Saraki's personal assistants is Abdul Adama, who deposited money into Saraki's account 50 times in just one day,.

The first Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) prosecution witness, against Saraki, who is being accused of false declaration of assets and laundering offences, said Saraki's aide made a total of N600, 000 and N900, 000 deposit each that added up to 50 times in one day.

According to him: "When the defendant was governor of Kwara state between 2003 and 2011.The commission received several petitions from various groups. One of the petitioners was Kwara Freedom Network. They brought several petitions all bordering on abuse of office by the defendant, misappropriation of public fund and money laundering.

"Sometime in 2014, the then executive chairman of the EFCC, Ibrahim Lamorde received intelligence reports of suspicious transactions involving the defendant. He set up a team of investigators. Our task was to investigate the intelligence reports.

"The investigation report was reviewed by my team. In the course of our investigation, we discovered that there were several companies which were linked to the defendant. Some of them include Carlisle Properties Investment Ltd, Skyview Properties Ltd, LimKvars Ltd, and TIly-lie Ltd. Some of the companies maintain accounts at Gauranty Trust Bank(GTB), Zenith Bank, Access Bank, and other banks.

"From the investigation, it was discovered that the defendant maintained three accounts at GTB. The first account is a naira currency account, the second is a US dollar account and the third is a pound sterling account.

"The naira account was analysed, and it was discovered that between 2005 and 2013, the account had an in-flow of about N4bn. The major source of inflow into the accounts was loans taken from GTB within the period. The loans were about N2.5bn, and the other source of inflows into the account was massive lodgments by individuals. Other in flows into the account were from the companies.

"It was discovered that money was used for purchase of property. The dollar account was also analysed. The major source of inflow into the dollar account was Tily-lie Properties Ltd, which was about $2m. Other source was from bureau de change companies. And the rest was cash lodgments by individuals.

"The cash in the dollar account between 2009 and 2013 was $6m. We discovered that up to $3.4m was wired to American Express Services Europe Limited, which was used to fund the defendant's American Express Service New York card account number 374588216836009. The defendant wired over £1.5m pound sterling to Fortis Bank for the purchase of a property in the UK.

"After that, because of the suspicious inflows into the account, the bank (GTB) officials were invited. The reason for the invitation of the officials was that some of the individuals who were making the cash lodgment into the account were bank officials.

"One Oluwa Tujimu reported to the commission. From our of interactions with him, we discovered that some of the lodgments were made through a superior at the bank, Bayo Daudu, who was the relationship manager of the account. In our interaction with Daudu, it was discovered the cash sums were handed over to him by the defendant for lodgment in the account. According to Daudu, he goes to Kwara state government house to collect the money from the defendant for lodgment into the account at the GRA Ilorin branch of GTB.

"We discovered one name, Abdul Adama who made transaction 50 times into the account in a single day. The sum was broken down to N600, 000 and N900, 000, and was lodged in the same day.

"Subsequently, after that one Ubi made a lodgment on the same day about 20 times in the same range of N600, 000 and N900, 000, we looked for Adama and invited him. He reported that the cash sums were handed over to him by the defendant and stated further that the cash sums that were lodged in by Ubi into the same account were from the defendant.

"Adama and Ubi were personal assistants to the defendant while he was governor. Further investigations revealed that other individuals who made lodgments into the account were fictitious.

GTB said they had done the needful by reporting the suspicious transactions to FIU."

'Angela Kardashian': Blac Chyna gets set to change name after marriage


The reclusive Kardashian brother has already pointed out that his children will be the only genuine Kardashians of the next generation, and now Rob's new fiancée has shared her own excitement about the chance to bear his famous last name - announcing plans to become a Kardashian upon marriage.

People magazine reports that Blac is looking forward to bearing the name 'Angela Kardashian' and she is simply 'ecstatic.' Blac Chyna's birth name is Angela White.

'She was more than excited, she was thrilled, just super happy,' added the spokesperson.

But while the newly engaged couple celebrate, there has been a pointed lack of comment from his extended family.

Indeed, sources tell TMZ that the 29-year-old 'went to great lengths' to ensure his proposal was a shock to his family, calling his actions 'aggressively' on the quiet.



While the relationship had been 'good' for Rob, his family felt it was too soon for marriage. "No one [in his family] is jumping up and down with excitement today. They have made a united decision as a family to not comment on social media yet about Rob's engagement.


The source said there has been a fear that Blac Chyna is manipulating the situation with Rob. That he is getting himself into a situation that is not ideal for him. Blac Chyna has been great as kind of a rebound. As someone that got Rob out of a dark place, that helped him get motivated and healthy again. Let's just be honest, no one is really hoping for a marriage to happen.

Daily Mail 

Why does it feel like these two don't know what they are doing?

Disgusting! Armpit sniffing is the latest social media trend (photo)



Over the past month, Indonesian couples are attempting to start a bizarre new social media fad - armpit sniffing.

Women have been photographed smelling and kissing their boyfriends' armpits and sharing the pictures on Instagram with the hashtag #ciumketekpacar.  some loving it and others looking disgusted.

Man that That Wants To spend 2 weeks with lady needs your advice

This is very salient,  what is your advice?

Fashion or Madness??

Na wa o,  Yeezy he haf cause something

Man Comes Under Fire After Sending His Unclad Pictures To A Nigerian Woman On Facebook


A Nigerian woman has shamed a man online after disturbing her on Facebook for a relationship (marriage). The man had to even send some unclad pictures of himself in a bid to get her fall for him. The woman who has been fed up with his series of "love approach" -took to her Facebook page to blast the guy...

It's official, Funke Akindele and JJC are dating!!! (Full details inside)


The actress who is engaged to JJC Skillz traveled to London a few days ago to celebrate her boo's birthday with him. The party took place yesterday. She's since met his mum and his children. JJC even shared a video of his mum praying for the couple, wishing them long life, wealth and many children.

NEW MUSIC: Saint (@Saint_ntb) - Koko

This tune is banging ,Guys check out this KoKo jam by Saint  Atunnise Olaoluwa aka Saint is a songwriter/singer claims whose aim is to deliv...