ENEKEM's Blog: 11/19/15

Thursday, November 19, 2015

WOW:See this wedding cake made in Bride and groom's image

This is really creative

Lara, 29, created the masterpiece of the 27-year-old groom and herself in their wedding outfit. She told the Birmingham Mail..

"We both like a laugh and thought it would be great to create a cake which would give our guests a good laugh."I have created myself as the happy bride on our wedding day with Nikki drinking cans of lager from a 'marriage survival kit' as a way of coping with getting married to me.
We never ended up eating the cake on the night as people were too busy taking pics of it, so I actually left the cake at the club for the players there to cut up and enjoy.
"It took me around 20 hours to create where usually I would spend about 150 hours on a cake of that size so it was a little rushed."

I Don't Understand, What Is This Lady Doing??

I have been trying to understand, please do you?

Ladies, You Need Your Husband Permission Before You Can Work In Any Of These 18 Countries

WORLD ECONIMIC FORUM, recently released this list of countries in which married women most ask for their husband permit before they can work

Know them incase you plan to relocate to any of these countries

Fresh Photos Of Paris Female Suicide Bomber

What a pretty lady, Hasna Ait Boulahcen's brother says she had no interest in religion and never read the Koran, her friends describe her as carefree and party loving.

Her brother says she had a troubled childhood and grew up in foster homes, the mastermind of the terror operation, Abdelhamid Abaaoud was her cousin. French police say they saw her head and part of her spine fly through a window when she blew herself up.

See The 6 Types Of Guys That Will Always Forgive Their Cheating Girlfriend

Pre-marital relationships in Nigeria have undergone a series of evolution within the last few decades and with the likes of Telemundo, Telenovela and other foreign romantic proses importing various ideas into the system (be it myth, real or fantasy), there's no telling how awkward things may get in a few decades ahead.

"Cheating" (a slang used to connote infidelity in marriages, relationships and partnerships) is one of the most intolerable offences in relationships which oftentime leads to a break up.

However, we hear of cases where a partner is caught cheating but gets forgiven. Is this weird or something?

Well, speaking from a Male perspective, guys HARDLY forgive a cheating girlfriend.

The worst thing you can lose in a guy is his trust.

Once the trust goes out of the door, love, care and every other bond you both had will leave through the window. (it could be immediately, it could be gradual, but it eventually does)

Nevertheless, there are guys who wouldn't mind keeping their girl despite catching them red-handed and their categories could be stated as follows:

1.) The Low Self-Esteem Guys:

These kind of guys simply think they can't find anyone better or that no one else would be willing to accept him like she did so they'd rather stick around and 'manage' her like that.

These type piss me off!

They are usually ugly, broke, lazy, dull and have no potential at all.

2.) The Vengeful Guys:

Oh boy, these ones no get joy at all oh. Once they discover you've been shining other guys kondo behind their backs, they simple delete whatever love they feel for you and will keep crushing your honeypot until they just get tired and dump you outrightly. The after-effect is usually very bad on the lady and could immediately destroy her worth especially if he has pounded her many times, publicizes it and tells his pals how awful you stink down there!

Damn! Hard guys!

3.) The Freestyle Guys:

These ones don't love you. They are almost like the 'hard guys' stated above but they simply don't give a cockroach egg what you do with your honeypot. All they care about it "chop make I chop, no be me own your stuff".

In most cases, they were even cheating on you with someone else before finding out about yours so they won't even feel it.

They'll simply join the long chain of guys out there and destroy your onions, and when they feel your services are no longer required, you know what's next.

4.) The "I am a Gentleman" or the "Jesus" Guys:

These kind of guys can pretend for Africa!

Jeez! I really hate people like this.

They first feel inferior to the guy she's cheating on them with and when she begs for forgiveness, they make her believe he loves her better than the other guy possibly can.

It is usually common with guys who haven't tasted the honeypot before catching her red-handed so they wouldn't wanna lose all the money they've spent on her and try to keep her so he'll try to get under her skirt to get back all he invested on her.

A common statement they tend to say is "You know I'll always treat you like an angel that you are."

Green snakes!

5.) The 'Yakub' Guys

Hehehehe relating to one thread that sprung up earlier, these type of guys are even unsure of their place in the girl's life (whether the true man or just a tool used to kill boredom). So, like the low self-esteem guys, they'll just hang on and try to decipher what you're up to, come to Naijaloaded to ask for advice and……. just hang on sha.

They don't know whether to end it or continue. They're just there.

6.) The Truly Loving Guys:

Mehn, this ones are extremely rare!

I salute their "love" oh.

They have what every Lady wants in a man yet they choose to give this cheating lady another chance.

Mind you, their trust becomes very fragile and any seed of doubt planted once again would result to a garden of heartbreak for the lady.

They may have tasted the honeypot a thousand times but they're never tired of the love they have for the lady and they don't cheat.

This type give just one chance, nothing more.

I hail una oh!

Once again, if your man catches you cheating, it'd be better for you to consider that relationship 75% over cos they are aware that the population of girls fars exceeds that of guys (16 girls to 1 guy) so they easily move on.

Source:- Nairaland by Reiyvinn

Teenager who bombed Kano market yesterday dyed her leg with Henna before attack(pic)

This is a sign that she was really young

photo of yesterday's suicide bomber

. She dyed her leg with henna (called 'lalle' in Hausa') It is being done on arms or legs to beautify it.

105 Nigerian soldiers reportedly missing after fierce gun battle with Boko Haram

This is serious,

At least 105 soldiers of the 157 Battalion, including their commanding officer, are feared missing after they came under intense attack from Boko Haram insurgents at Gudunbali, Borno State, on Wednesday, military sources have told PREMIUM TIMES.

According to one of our sources, the terrorists also captured a T-72 tank as well as several artillery weapons from the unit.

"Gudunbali was attacked this morning and some weapons were captured from the battalion. Two officers and 105 soldiers are still missing," our source said.

"They captured a T-72 tank from the unit and some artillery weapons were also captured. The commanding Officer (CO) of the battalion is yet to be seen but no one has been confirmed dead yet," the source added.
Another source however said the T-72 tank was recovered after a prolonged fight with Boko Haram insurgents. The gunner and tank commander were injured in the process, he said.

Also reportedly captured by the insurgents were eight vehicles, a truck loaded with 60,000 rounds of AA ammunition and three artillery pieces.

Similarly, soldiers of the Multi-National Joint Task Force (MNJTF) stationed at Baga, Borno State also recently came under attack. The attack occurred in Geringiwa at about four kilometres to the headquarters of MNJTF, PREMIUM TIMES has also been told.

According to a source, the military has been unable to completely clear the insurgents from Baga and nearby towns due to inadequate equipment.

Our source explained that the equipment recently provided by the military hierarchy were inadequate and were not enough to go round to all units involved in the war against the insurgents.

Boko Haram carried out a series of mass killings in Baga between January 3 and January 7, 2015, after the army headquarters there was sacked by the insurgents.

Although the military later liberated the town, soldiers stationed in the area have come under constant attacks from the insurgents.

When contacted by PREMIUM TIMES, the spokesperson for the Nigerian Army, Sani Usman, a colonel, directed enquiries on the matter to officials of 7 Division, Maiduguri.

But the spokesperson of the Army's 7 Division,Tukur Gusau, also wouldn't comment on the matter, saying the commander of the division would hold a press conference on the issue today (Thursday) and that it was not proper for him to pre-empt his commanding officer.

The attacks on the military came on the heels of the suicide attacks on Yola and Kano respectively.

After a lull of several weeks, the recent spike in attacks on military and civilian targets suggests the insurgents might have regrouped after coming under heightened attacks from the Nigerian military.

The Nigerian military has claimed series of victories over the militants in recent weeks.

On Monday, the army claimed that it captured and destroyed a factory where the group makes rockets and Improvised Explosive Devices (IEDs).

NO LIMIT:Meet The Adorable 10-year-old model with Vitiligo

She is know as April Star, she is 10 years old and a model. She was diagnosed with the skin condition called Vitiligo when she was six years old.

I love it when look beyond their shortcomings and chase their dreams

Star's skin started to change and kids at school would make fun of her and she was always sad. Her role models are her mom, big sister and model, Winnie Harlow, who also has vitiligo and with them Star learned to embrace her skin and has grown to love it.

Star has already been making some model moves like the campaign for the Cool Online Kids Store, Love My Alannah and she is going to be in the upcoming issue of Essence magazine.

GENTLEMEN Only, What Is Wrong With This Pic

Well some might say the man is suppose to carry the lady's bag or The man should be by the road not the lady.

But then again some ladies are stronger than some men lol -

Military man knocks highway sweeper to death on Third Mainland Bridge

RIP to her,

A highway sweeper working with the Lagos State Waste Management Authority on Wednesday died when a vehicle knocked her off the Third Mainland Bridge to the ground. The accident occurred at about 11 a.m. behind Kam Salem House, the Police Headquarters annex at Obalende.

The driver of the vehicle, a military personnel, was said to be speeding when his tyre burst and the vehicle somersaulted several times.

The victim, according to witnesses was flung into the air and thrown over the bridge to the ground.

The unconscious military personnel was taken to the nearby Military Hospital in Ikoyi in a tricycle, popularly known as "Keke Marwa'' by his colleagues. The victim, who was identified as Bisi by her colleagues, was said to be a dutiful worker who loved her job with passion in spite of the little salary she earned.

HEARTLESS :How Man Shot His Twin Babies To Death

This is a really heartless act, A heartbroken young mother has revealed how her twisted boyfriend made her hold their baby twins while he killed them. Megan Hiatt, 22, is recovering in hospital after being hit by several bullets fired by lover Gawain Wilson who also killed her father before turning the gun on himself.

Megan mother Melissa Batch told what her daughter had told her from her hospital bed in Jacksonville, Florida.

She said: "Mama, he killed them. He killed them in my arms. He made me hold them when he killed them. He made me watch."

The two children were Hayden, nicknamed Chunky Monkey Reese, and Kayden, called Little Bit Rose.

Ms Batch thanked God her daughter survived and added: "He gave Megan the strength to drag her body across the room. She had to crawl through her babies' blood, then through the shooter's blood, and to her dad to hear his last words."

Miss Hiatt and Wilson's relationship was troubled and it is understood he would regularly smash items around the home when he flew into a rage.
He pleaded guilty to strangulation in 2013 and attended a domestic violence programme.

UK Mirror

PARA :Angry Fan Unleash Hell On OAP Toolz For Calling Psquare 'Guyz' In Birthday Message (screengrabs)

Hehehe some fans can know how to take things personal, OK am not taking sides on this one, what do you guys think?

Auh:Guys Is This The Definition Of A Real Man?

No I don't think so, the word real has lost its value and meaning in black community, what you think?

SOUL FOOD:There Is Tremendous Happiness In Making Others Happy

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window.

The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation.. Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats.

Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance. As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene. One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.

Although the other man could not hear the band -he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words. Days, weeks and months passed.One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.

She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window.

The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone. Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed. It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall. She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'

Epilogue: There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own bad situations. Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.

Learn to Give whatever you want. Whatsoever you give out would be measured back to you in return. If you are not called to do it, help and sponsor those who are called to do it.

You do not need to have all you need before you can make someone happy. When sad, do not transfer your unhappiness.

Even when all is not well with you, you can still make other person see their lives worth living. Good Morning.

Written by SHEVO

NEW Music:DJ Kaywise ft. Olamide & Vector – Ibeji (Prod. By Pheelz) -

This is another classic jam you should cop

Following up his Wave-making collaboration with sensational African super-stars Iceprince, R2bees and Patoranking on "Feel Alright", Multiple award winner DJ Kaywise is back again and hitting his fans with a brand new DJ/Club-friendly song featuring Olamide and Vector titled "Ibeji". Produce by Pheelz, mixed and mastered by Sheyman.

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