Don't Be Deceived, Here Are The 3 Types Of Virgins In This Age (Must Read)

‎This is a compilation of research results from about 1000 ladies and also an excerpt from an article which was written by tunnamania11. It is about the categories of virginity amongst women. Yeah, you heard that right. Read the funny piece below.

1. Primary Virgin
This consists of girls that do not allow any form of intimacy. Their lips has never been kissed, their breasts has never been smooched and their body has never been caressed. We all know what they are called wink

2. Secondary Virgin
This consists of girls that allow kissing, smooching and caressing. They do all these with their full clothes ON because they are so fearful that they could yield to sex when aroused but mostly shyness of allowing a guy see their body could be the reason.

3. Tertiary Virgin
This consists of girls that allow kissing, smooching, caressing , cuddling unclad, finger and also giving and receiving BJ. They are also called professional virgins, their only fear is that they are not yet ready to be a mother.

So guys, there u have the three types of virgins. So when she tells you she is a virgin, ask her where she belong before you start giving preferential treatments of a primary virgin to a tertiary virgin.

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MUST READ: Buhari's Hand-Written Article In Washington Post

Take a look at the article which our President Muhammadu Buhari published titled "Nigeria Committed To Good Governance And Fighting Terror" after the jump:This month, the world moved a step closer to the defeat of Boko Haram, the jihadist group that has terrorized hundreds of thousands in the northern states of Nigeria. In one of my first acts since taking office as president six weeks ago, I have replaced the heads of Nigeria's army, navy and air force. Our new military leadership has not been chosen because of their familiarity with those in government, as was too often the case in the past, but on their track records and qualifications alone.

These new military leaders will be based in Borno State in northern Nigeria, where the headquarters of the armed services has been relocated. This shift of resources and command directly to the front line, in addition to the replacement of the head of the State Security Service, Nigeria's intelligence organization, and a new emphasis on working in partnership with our neighbors, has equipped us to take the fight directly to Boko Haram.

Already we are beginning to see a degrading of Boko Haram's capabilities as a fighting force. In recent weeks, it appears to have shifted away from confronting the military directly to an increase in attacks on civilian areas, as we saw only last week when an elderly woman and 10-year-old girl blew themselves up at a Muslim prayer gathering in northeastern Nigeria. We should not be confused by this change, hateful as it is: It does not mean that Boko Haram is succeeding in its aims — it shows that it is losing.

While we work to defeat the terrorists, I ask the people of Nigeria and the world for resolve and fortitude. The campaign we will wage will not be easy; it may not be swift. We should expect stages of success and also moments when it may appear that our advances have been checked. But no one should have any doubt as to the strength of our collective will or my commitment to rid this nation of terror and bring back peace and normalcy to all affected areas.

Similarly, my determination should not be underestimated in other matters. This includes instilling good governance and tackling the scourge of corruption that has held Nigeria back for too long.

As I meet with President Obama today — the first time a president of the United States will encounter a Nigerian counterpart following the peaceful transfer of power in a contested election in our history — I will be discussing my plans for critical reforms. So, too, will I discuss why the formation of my administration is taking time and, crucially, why it must. Already there are voices saying these changes are taking too long — even though only six weeks have passed since my inauguration. I hear such calls, but this task cannot and should not be rushed.

When cabinet ministers are appointed in September, it will be some months after I took the oath of office. It is worth noting that Obama himself did not have his full Cabinet in place for several months after first taking office; the United States did not cease to function in the interim. In Nigeria's case, it would neither be prudent nor serve the interests of sound government to have made these appointments immediately on my elevation to the presidency; instead, Nigeria must first put new rules of conduct and good governance in place.

I cannot stress how important it is to ensure that this process is carried out correctly, just as it has been crucial to first install the correct leadership of the military and security services before we fully take the fight to Boko Haram.

There are too few examples in the history of Nigeria since independence where it can be said that good management and governance were instituted at a national level. This lack of a governance framework has allowed many of those in charge, devoid of any real checks and balances, to plunder. The fact that I now seek Obama's assistance in locating and returning $150 billion in funds stolen in the past decade and held in foreign bank accounts on behalf of former, corrupt officials is testament to how badly Nigeria has been run. This way of conducting our affairs cannot continue.
Indeed, the failure of governance, it can be argued, has been as much a factor in Nigeria's inability thus far to defeat Boko Haram as have been issues with the military campaign itself.

So the path we must take is simple, even if it is not easy: First, instill rules and good governance; second, install officials who are experienced and capable of managing state agencies and ministries; and third, seek to recover funds stolen under previous regimes so that this money can be invested in Nigeria for the benefit of all of our citizens.

We seek the support and partnership of the United States in these tasks. The importance of the fight against terrorism and corruption in Nigeria, Africa's most powerful economy and largest populace, cannot be underestimated. Our allies can provide much-needed military training and intelligence as our soldiers take the war effort to Boko Haram. Similarly, we look to U.S. businesses as well as the Obama administration to help develop governance initiatives that can ensure that Nigeria's wealth benefits all its people, not just a few. By taking these steps, we will be positioned to benefit from increased investment — particularly in energy and electricity — from the United States.

I was elected on a platform of change. I know this is what the people of Nigeria desire more than anything else. I know they are impatient for action. I realize the world waits to see evidence that my administration will be different from all those that came before. Yet reforming my country after so many years of abuse cannot be achieved overnight. In our campaigns against both Boko Haram and corruption, we should remain steadfast and remember, as it is said: "Have patience. All things become difficult before they become easy."‎

Ohh!! Africa's First Official Gay Couple End Their Marriage‎

Like is said gayism has come to stay, it is juist a metter of time before we Africans embrace it 

The duo that made world headlines as the first ever African gay couple to tie the knot in a traditional wedding ceremony that caused a stir in South Africa and internationally in 2013, have gone their separate ways.

Erhmm, All that love they once had for each other, has sadly, ended in a bitter divorce


When Thoba Sithole and Cameron Modisane wedded in 2013, the pair seemed deeply in love and even talked about raising a family together.

They had planned on having kids via surrogacy. Unfortunately, the couple's bliss didn't last long.

One half of the former love birds, released a statement about their separation via his Facebook page, yesterday.‎

OMG !!! Woman's Butt Melts After Botched Butt Enlargement Procedure (Graphic Photo)‎

After years of battling with obesity, Heidi Faulkner got a gastric band, lost half her body weight and finally found her self-esteem.

The only thing that could make the petite young mum even happier was getting rid of the saggy skin on her "wrinkly, old lady's bum".

So Heidi cleared out her savings, jetted off to Prague and underwent a cut-price £2,000 "booty job" to lift, tighten and plump her baggy backside.

But when she removed the bandages to see the results, the bottom fell out of her world.



Heidi, 36, says: "There were two enormous scars right across my buttocks – as if a shark had come and taken a massive bite.

"I was screaming and the surgeon was called. He had a look and assured me it would be all right when the swelling went down. But it wasn't. I had been butchered."

"The fluctuation in my weight left me with loose skin on my stomach and legs and wrinkly folds and sagging skin around my hips and bum. I was a 30-something with the body of an 80-something old woman.


"My son used to say, 'Mum, it looks like your bum has melted'. My skin looked like candle wax dripping down the back of my legs.

"It had no shape, my buttocks were flat and exercise wasn't making any difference.

"I was beginning to think I'd never be able to go on holiday and wear a bikini, as I had dreamed. So I started researching cosmetic surgery and found it was much cheaper abroad.

"I couldn't have everything done at once but I found a clinic in Prague that looked reputable so decided to go for it."


Three years ago, Heidi flew to the Czech Republic for a tummy tuck and thigh lift that cost £4,100.

"I was delighted with the results," she says. "The surgeon was wonderful and the aftercare was great. So I had no qualms about going back the following year to have a bum lift, which cost me £2,100.

"I knew I wouldn't be able to afford another procedure so this was my last chance to get the body I dreamed of.

"After the operation I was excited to see the results. I was still a bit groggy but went into the shower room and the nurses helped me take off the bandages.



"When I looked in the mirror I could see these two enormous diagonal scars right across my misshapen buttocks.

"I thought I must be having a nightmare or the drugs were affecting me. Then, I heard someone screaming, and realised it was me.

"It looked just like a shark had come and taken a massive bite out of my bum. It was horrific. They called the surgeon who said it would be fine when the swelling went down.

"But swelling should have plumped my bum up – and this looked like a chunk had been taken out."



Heidi, fighting back tears at the memory, adds: "I was on my own in Prague and didn't know what to do, who to talk to. All I'd wanted was to stop feeling embarrassed about my body – now I'd made things worse."‎

Instagram Fans Blast Linda Ikeji For Flaunting Fake Bags

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Hmm fame though, well I won't say fans, but followers because fans would not go on your IG page and yab you. Yesterday she posted this photo of her rocking Hugo Boss dress and Perrin bag, some of her followers who felt  her fashion sense is quite boring lash out at her, saying she can't combine colors and her bags are fake.

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Yahoo/Wire boys Worldwide Celebrate Massively as Alhaji Gay Is Murdered (Photos)

Well i‎n case you don't know Alhaji Gay he is the most notorious Internet scammers nightmare

Today all yahoo boys nationwide are currently rejoicing because one of their enemy is dead. According to reports, 

He was really Notorious, RIP to him even though he really troubled guys all around both home and abroad, his home was invaded this morning/afternoon, he was shot several times but the bullet did not penetrate so the opc boys/omo onile resulted in using sticks and machetes on him before fleeing the scene, he passed away before his people could take him to the hospital, right now the whole of Alagbado is like a ghost town right now and police are everywhere trying to calm thee whole situation down

One of one snitch Money bagg reported thus """"‎According to what I heard, the brawl started when he illegally took over a land belonging to someone else(he is fond of doing that, he collects land from real owners and builds on it), so the omo onile of the real owners started a brawl with him and this morning before his death 2 other men died on this issues so his own death was as a result of retaliatory attack by the other group, so many g guys both home and abroad are really happy of hearing this news, now my friends can conveniently come home this xmas, becos guys use to fear him so much""

RIP to The Legend

RIP!! Photos Of The UNIBEN Girl That Was Crushed To Death By Patrol Van (details)

This is a sad one, In case you missed,
An army vehicle written Thunder storm patrol 28,
at about 10:15am this morning (Sunday) drove into 2 girls
crossing the road. From indications they were
both coming from one of the hostels located
around. They were immediately rushed to the
hospital. An I.D card found in one of the girls bag
indicated she is a 200 level philosophy student of
the University of Benin,

it
was later  disclosed to us that one of the girls who is
a Student of the Philosophy department is
Dead!

her name is ANWULIKA RITA HALIM.
The other girl who is her roomate, named EFE
is responding to treatment and have been
transferred to the Health Centre of the
University of Benin.

Nicki Minaj Performed Nude In Houston (photos)

 Talking about rap and hip hop she is talented and the most successful female in the game I don't know why she dresses this way

above is what Nicki Minaj wore to perform in Houston last night. You can see her camel-toe. *sigh*.

Exposed!! How The World Will Be Ruled In Future

This is just a page in the  book of world power,  the future is here bro

Mother Stabs 7Yr Old Son For Raping His 2Yr Old Sister And A Neighbour Daughter (Photo)

A seven-year-old boy, identified simply as Promise, has been stabbed by her mother with broken bottles for allegedly defiling his two-year-old step-sister and the daughter of a neighbour.

The incident happened on Monday on Tunde Olusola Street, in the Ijaiye-Ojokoro area of Lagos.

The mother, Mrs. Blessing Fred, was said to have gone out with her daughter on Sunday, leaving Promise behind.
While the mother was away, Promise went to visit five-year-old Yemi (pseudonym) ─ the neighbour’s daughter ─ at her parents’ apartment. He was said to have met Yemi alone and took her to his mother’s room.

On getting to the room, he reportedly told her to remove her clothes and lie down. He laid on top of the girl and fiddled with her private parts.

Yemi’s mother had left her with her sister, who was said to have left home when the incident happened.

Punch Metro reports that Yemi narrated what transpired between her and Promise to her mother when she came back.

A neighbour who spoke to Punch said that Yemi’s mother invited Promise to her apartment and verified the story in the presence of her daughter.

She said, “Initially, he denied. But when the woman assured him that she would not tell his mother, he opened up and said it was true. He said he had been doing it with his step-sister too. The woman later reported Promise to his mother and he confessed to her as well.”

“She first beat him with a stick on Monday for the offence. But all of a sudden, she smashed a bottle and stabbed him in the back.”

A resident, Bose Komolafe, said Fred had been arrested by the police from the Ijaiye-Ojokoro Police Division, while Promise had been admitted to a hospital in the area.

She said, “Some neighbours rushed to rescue the child from her. He is on admission at a hospital. Whatever the child might have done wrong, such a move was too harsh.”

Cashmoney suing Jay-Z $50m Over Lil Wayne

Birdman is dragging Jay Z to court with claims that Jay is a failure at music streaming and is illegally using Lil Wayne to save his business.

Birdman's company, Cash Money, is suing Tidal for a whooping $50 MILLION for streaming songs from Lil Wayne's album 'FWA'.

Cash Money claims it has exclusive rights to Lil Wayne's music and Tidal is an illegal intermeddler. The lawsuit which was obtained by TMZ gets very ugly with Cash Money claiming Jay Z's fledgling company is now resorting to "a desperate and illegal attempt to save their struggling streaming service."

According to the lawsuit, Tidal has claimed Cash Money does not have an exclusive lock on Lil Wayne. Tidal on the otherhand claims that Lil Wayne specifically gave them the right to stream his music, in return for part ownership in the company, a claim Cash Money begs to differ.

Cash Money proceeds to quote portions of its contract with Lil Wayne in the lawsuit stating that the contract specifically says Lil Wayne does not have the power to license his music to anyone else.

To wrap it all up, Cash Money proceeds to trash Lil Wayne's 'FWA' album, saying it got "tepid reviews" and could hurt Cash Money's attempts to exploit Wayne's music.

HEART BREAKING: Bez And Wife Lose Their First Child

This is a very short yet very heartbreaking story!

If you recall when Bez's wife Bolita got pregnant, he was over the moon with excitement and shared his excitement with all of his family, friends, and of course fans on social media.

Well, the couple's baby was born on March 2, 2015 after 42 weeks of pregnancy but sadly died barely 24 hours after birth. 

Read Bonita's heart breaking statement after the jump:

Bonita, who also happens to be the daughter of Oyo State former governor, Rashidi Lodoja posted on her blog "In my daughter’s case, her heart ended up being pushed to the right and her lungs barely developed. In fact, she only had one lung and that was almost undeveloped. The summary of this, they told me, is that once she was born, she won’t be able to breathe on her own due to lack of lungs and the positioning of the heart"

The couple's daughter died of congenital diaphragmatic hernia, an extremely rare condition in which the diaphragm does not fully develop and has a hole. 

It's been months now and the couple is just opening up about this. Hopefully, they have now healed. We pray God will bless them with another healthy baby in due time.

OMG!! Singer Patricia Navidad Menstrual Pad Drops On TV

hmmm you need to see the video

Patricia Navidad became instantly unsanitary when her feminine pad fell out during her live TV performance. 

The singer was performing "Viva Mexico" on Univision's "Despierta America" -- that's Wake Up America, for you gringos ... and yes, this woke us up more than a pot of coffee. 

Seriously, this video is an instant Kotex classic -- 'cause Patricia just keeps on going despite the nightmare.

Thank God it's not Shark Week.