17 Amazing Funny Facts

1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even
after death, they still work as ancestors,
collecting
kolanuts, white fowl and aromatic Schnapp.


2. In Hollywood, you feel people's
pulse to know whether they're dead or alive. In
Nollywood,
just
pick the hand and drop it.


3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't
Cook, Bros
Your
Case Dey "MR BIGGS"


4. When next you check your
boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check
the ones
with guys. That's where the
truth is


5. No matter how expensive your
Wrist watch
is,
as long as it won't tell you Christ's
Second
coming, its as Useless as the "p"in Psycho


6. If you have attended over 100
weddings and
you are still single.
Sister, you are no longer different
from a canopy.


7. You don't have to be in UK to be
OK, Help
comes from Above not
Abroad.

8. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your
chest
and ask, "Honey have you ever
cheated on
me?" ...then wait for your heart to
beat fast

9 . A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a
rat is
afraid
of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog,a dog
is afraid
of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend
a
girlfriend is
afraid of a cockroach

10. If At 16, your boobs already
looking like DUNLOP SLIPPERS?
You got a question to answer


12. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago •BBM -
5Mins
ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago •
BIBLE - 2002.
My dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in
kerosene


13. gals won't call for a long tym Buh wen u
call
they will ask .. this one u remembered me
today.. they no dey remember person?

14. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the
2nd and 3rd
app for
chats and gossip.but Women still
retain the 1st position


15. Wedding ring is the smallest
handcuff ever made. So tink dip, choose ur
prison
mate carefully & sentence urself wisely to avoid
Prison break


16.To those who commit suicide;
why are you so selfish? Why kill yourself when
so
many people are looking for who to use for
money
rituals


17. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel
in the Bible. If
any guy
calls you an angel, na wash