Monday, May 11, 2015

Oma Writes!! Why A Lot Of Nigerians Have Converted Their Car Keys To Finger Rings

My girl Augustina Enechile Abraham asked why a lot of Nigerians have converted their car keys to "finger rings"

I gave these as my answer:

1.The ones who flaunt them either borrowed,
2. Or have the poorest cars,
3. Or have never imagined they would drive,
4. Or they could also be the only car owners in their entire extended families
5. Or feel so inadequate and the car is only thing that makes them feel fulfilled.
6. and lastly, for the guys who do so... They know that Nigerian girls are so shallow and fall for cars even motor and vehicles.

Now talking about shallow, a lot of us are very shallow.

Something happened at the office on Friday or 2 things happened.

Some people who came to be interviewed. I went to the office on Friday on sneakers and my Simbi hairstyle and no make up at all.

One of the guys to be interviewed was seated outside, I passed and he had this smug on his face.

I said a HI and he didn't even respond.

I passed again to call on the security to go get fuel as there was no light and we needed light.

It was the second he heard the security address me as "madam" which I detest so much that the same guy who could not answer my greeting loudly said "GOOD MORNING MADAM"
Lol, Nigerians.

Another one was what happened to my girl...
Some lady came into the office expecting to see a giant and saw the small, slim but mighty Tina and rudely asked? Are you Oma? Are you the Oma I have been speaking to on the phone with the look on her face like "really is this the whole of you?"
She was judging Tina by her size.

Shaking my ogorised head for shallow folks.

That's how most of us will be famzing the driver and giving the boss attitude because the driver is putting on a starched shirt while the boss appears so simple.

That's how most of us miss our helpers because we are going after cars, gadgets, body size, and etc.

Ok o


Written By
Oma Anona

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