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1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the
vagina. (Zimbabwe)
2. There is no virgin in a maternity ward.
(Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but
not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and
the farmer who grows corns by the road side
have the same problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs
open, never tell her to close them, because you
do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is
every night is a widow. [Togo]
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you
are sure to wake up with a smelling fingers.
(Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is
the day you will know there is a better way of
resolving issues without using violence (APC)
Bonus, Any girl were no dey like close her legs even pig go enter am (urhobo)
1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the
vagina. (Zimbabwe)
2. There is no virgin in a maternity ward.
(Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but
not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and
the farmer who grows corns by the road side
have the same problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs
open, never tell her to close them, because you
do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is
every night is a widow. [Togo]
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you
are sure to wake up with a smelling fingers.
(Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is
the day you will know there is a better way of
resolving issues without using violence (APC)
Bonus, Any girl were no dey like close her legs even pig go enter am (urhobo)
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