Saturday, December 19, 2015

SHAMEFUL :See Air Passengers Getting On Board Via Ladder In a Nigerian Airport Today

According to an eyewitness, the aircraft had no air-stairs and Nigerian Aviation Handling Company (NAHCO) did not provide boarding stair truck, so a ladder was used to get people on board....

This picture was taken at the Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa Airport in Bauchi State.

Miss World 2015 Winner is Mireia Lalaguna Royo from Spain (Photos)

Here she is! Mireia Lalaguna Royo, also known as Miss Spain, was crowned Miss World 2015 on Dec. 19 in Sanya, China. Congratulations!

Mireia Lalaguna Royo, 23, beat out ladies from around the world for one of the most coveted beauty pageant titles. She looked like a princess when she was crowned, in a stunning blue dress that made her look like Frozen's Elsa!

Miss Russia came in second place, followed by Miss Indonesia in third. Miss Indonesia, Miss Phillipines, Miss Jamaica, Miss Guyana, Miss France, Miss Lebanon, Miss South Africa, Miss Australia rounded out the top 10.

Lmao, Do you all Agree With This Reply? Or what's your answer?

Abi LA,

NEW MUSIC : De justiz – Laye mi @dejustiz

If you love good music then you should download this tune, De Justiz Exhibits his talent and music prowess on this track titled Laye Mi

Download and Enjoy

DOWNLOAD: De Justiz –Laye Mi

SMH For My Generation Do You All Agree With This 'Real' Quote?? (pics)

Na WA o,  End time

LADIES ONLY: Tips For Defecating (Poopooing) In Your BF /Fiance House by Erotic Angelina

Since most of our blog fans are females I found this useful

First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread! 

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place. 

You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable 

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope) 

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading 

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please 

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion 

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any 
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva 

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing it

no hating!

AHHH!! NNPC To Sack More Than 1,000 Staffs (See Why)

The Minister of State for Petroleum Resources, Dr. Ibe Kachikwu, yesterday, stated that he had received the Presidency's approval to commence the final phase of the restructuring of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC), which would see the Corporation unbundled into four components, while about 1,100 of NNPC headquarters' staff would be disengaged.

He also stated that the country no longer has the resources to fund its oil and gas industry, and it is therefore, considering and developing new models of financing for the industry in the days ahead.

Kachikwu, who spoke at a town-hall meeting in Abuja, yesterday, disclosed that in January 2016, the final decision on the fate of the country's refineries would likely be made. He also stated that arrangements have been concluded to adopt a price modulation mechanism that would see the corporation setting a price ceiling of between N87 and N97 per litre for Premium Motor Spirit, PMS, also known as petrol.

Kachikwu, who doubles as the Group Managing Director of NNPC said, "Financing is going to be a key component of our goal, because new models of financing would have to emerge. The country does not have the sort of resources to continue to fund the oil industry. As we go upstream, we are going to begin to see a lot of innovative financing mechanism to provide funding for the oil industry."

"My dream, if I achieve it, is that by the end of 2016, we would completely exit cash calls and be able to find our funds one way to help support our business and get a lot more autonomy in terms of running the industry and report, basically, profit to the Federal Government."

On the unbundling process, Kachikwu said the NNPC would be broken into four key components, namely: the upstream company, downstream company, the midstream company, which is gas and power marketing, and the refining group holding company.

According to him, one of the major restructuring efforts would be in making the headquarters operations cost effective, hence, about more than half of its 2,200 core headquarters staff would be whittled down, with a lot of the affected staff assigned to the subsidiaries to help make the units more efficient and profitable.

Kachikwu said, come January 2016, strategic decisions would be made in terms of what areas of the country's refineries would be closed to allow for full re-kitting before reopening them for operations, while it would also be considering the best operating model for the refineries.

"Ultimately, technical support, technical services, and technical joint venturing would also be models we would be looking at and reviewing in terms of the refineries. The whole idea is find the funds, find the right skills that you need, support the skills that you have and try to give out, real-time, above 90 per cent consistent performance in refining."

On the issue of fuel subsidy removal and subsequent hike in the price of PMS (Petrol), Kachikwu stated that, "One thing we are very committed to next year, is to reduce the level of Federal Government subsidy, if any, to the industry, so that the industry can grow on its own strength. We can do that without the mechanism of saying subsidy is being removed or whatever, but have a benchmark approach to setting prices. We are going to see a lot more quarterly type analysis of what prices would go for the downstream industry, relative to the price of crude oil," he stated.

"The report that fuel is going to sell for 97 was not a correct. I did not say refined products will sell for N97. I said that between a band of N87 and N97 per litre, we are going to be looking at prices. Today, the prices are largely close to N87, so there might be no need to change prices," he added.

The minister also disclosed that the Federal Government was considering allocating a number of marginal oil fields to the Nigerian Petroleum Development Company (NPDC), if it performs creditably, so as to help it increase its crude oil reserves base.

He also disclosed that a much more focused audit would be conducted on the operations and activities of the NPDC, to ascertain its asset base and also determine whether it is increasing or depleting its reserves.

Speaking on NNPC's financials, he said: "Most of the management accounts up to 2014 are fairly finished; we are now looking at external audits. Audits were last done in 2010. We have brought the management accounts up to current; the external audits are ongoing; the 2012 to 2014 audits we expect would be done by March next year, which would bring us likely current."

According to Kachikwu, the focus of the Federal Government is to get the NNPC back to profitability to ensure the sustenance of the company, while it is also targeting an increase of Nigeria crude oil production to 2.4 million per day in 2016.

"For upstream there are some key essentials, average production for most of last year was 2.19 million barrels per day, while we think we ought to be able to move forward a little bit to 2.4 million barrels in 2016. To do that there are key things that needs to be looked at."

50 Officers Sacked By IG For Corruption

In his bid to trash out corruption from the force, the Inspector-General of Police, Solomon Arase said under his leadership Nigeria Police has fought corruption to the barest minimum, and in the process about 50 police officers caught in corrupt practices and misconduct have been dismissed.

Speaking at the end of year IG Conference, Arase said, "Between May and November, 2015, the anti-corruption enforcement architecture emplaced by the Force leadership has led to the dismissal of a total of 50 personnel for proven corrupt practices while another 56 have been awarded various punishments.

"The IGP Monitoring Unit, X-Squad and the Provost Marshal have been charged to sustain the enforcement drive in the upcoming year while the policy of holding Commissioners of Police, Area Commanders and Divisional Police Officers, vicariously liable for such distasteful professional misconduct will also be reinforced."


Three Konga staff divert truck loaded with phones to unknown location

Three staff of an online retail outlet, Konga, on Friday appeared before a Yaba Chief Magistrates' Court in Lagos, for allegedly stealing 500 units of Infinix Hot2 mobile phone valued at N9.6 million.

The men, Ibrahim Maradesa; 31, Oluwatoyin Salau; 41, and Jerry Idenudia; 27, who all reside at Ogba area of Lagos, are standing trial on a two-count charge of conspiracy and stealing.

The Prosecutor, Insp. Roman Unuigbe, told the court that the accused committed the offence on Nov. 4, at about 6:00p.m., at No. 36, Cocoa Road, Ogba, Lagos. Unuigbe alleged that the accused stole 500 units of Infinix Hot2 16 GB12 valued at N9.6 million, property of Konga online retailer.

According to him, the accused, who are drivers with the company, diverted a truck loaded with the items to an undisclosed destination. The prosecutor said the offences contravened Sections 409 and 285 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2011.

The accused pleaded not guilty to the charge.

Section 285 provides three years imprisonment for stealing.

Ruling on the bail application, the Magistrate, Mr P.A. Ojo, admitted the accused to bail of N500, 000 each, with two sureties in like sum. He said the sureties must reside in Lagos and must be gainfully employed. The magistrate adjourned the case till Feb. 17, 2016 for substantive trial.

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TOUCHING:Blog Reader Shares His Awful Experience At Benin - Ore Accident Scene This Evening (photos)

I Almost Cried this touched me

According to him

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For the first time I saw a near fatal accident...That claim lots of lives this evening. A Sienna Bus passed the Car I am in...in just one kilometre, bump into a commercial 18 sitter Bus and immediately the 18 sitter bus caught fire..A mother inside the bus threw her daughter outside the bus while she was burned by fire alongside others....

The Sienna Bus driver died instantly, youth corper and little children died also... I saw a young boy's brain coming out. Jesus!!! That's enough!

Man Utd Forward Anthony Martial Wins 2015 Golden Boy Award

I just like this guy men. Gifted

Manchester United forward Anthony Martial has won the 2015 Golden Boy award that recognises the best young player in Europe, seeing off Kingsley Coman and Hector Bellerin for the award.

Launched by Italian sports newspaper Tuttosport in 2003, the Golden Boy is restricted to players under the age of 21, and is voted for by writers from 30 newspapers across the continent.

The 20-year-old became the most expensive teenager in football history when he secured a September deadline-day move to United from Monaco.

He has scored six times in 19 appearances to date for Louis van Gaal's team, while also making the breakthrough to earn full international honours with France this season.

Photo of the Day: If You Keep God's Commandments Your Life Will Be Like This

The Bible says 'seek Ye first the kingdom of God and all other things shall be added unto you'

Keyword here is ALL, you don't have to deserve it. You will have it anyways

Guy That Forced Girlfriend to Commit Abortion Dies Days before She Did It (Advice her)

All the over rational people,  drop your reasonable comments or mail Enekem4real@gmail.com to get her contact so you can talk to her.

NEW MUSIC: Saint (@Saint_ntb) - Koko

This tune is banging ,Guys check out this KoKo jam by Saint  Atunnise Olaoluwa aka Saint is a songwriter/singer claims whose aim is to deliv...