My Favorite President GMB Photo

This photo should always go with a prayer, Nigerians felt they needed a messiah and here he is....

So right now it is only time that will tell us what we really bargained for , but before reality sets in let us bow down our head in optimism and tell ourselves that CHANGE IS hERE!!! GodBless Nigeria

DONE!! Buhari Finally Sworn In as Nigeria's President (Exclusive Photos)

I thank God for this peaceful hand over and I hope it stays this till he complete his tenure,

Nigeria now has a new PRESIDENT! Muhammadu Buhari has been sworn in as Nigeria's new president.

I Cried!! GEJ MY GEJ

Gej my Gej
Gej my Gej

They called me names just because I supported you.. I lost friends just because I was your fan, they said I was a prostitute just because I wouldn't let their timeline rest for over 6 months, consistently my posts were Gej transformation this, Gej transformation that..

They said I was paid just because I stayed most times all night and all day online defending you..

Gej my Gej
Honestly there is something unique about you, guess what, because of you I got the opportunity to meet and share points online and offline beautiful people with the best brains ever in Nigeria. Am not lying I mean best working brains ever to mention just few because I can't mention all here Viola Ifeyinwa Okolie Amanda Chisom , Eric Uchenna Chimara Chioma Powers, Ena Ofugara Adepitan Adebayo Bero Kufre Afangideh Uwem Hernan Inyang , Prince Henry Nwazuruahu Shield, Uko Ekerette Akpanuko Michael George-Ukhuegbe, Chinomnso Awazie, Chinedu Nwosu, Oraye St. Franklyn Kimberly Ogba, Kunle Rotimi,Malik Shabbazz Abdulmalik,Hilda Avwenagha,Chidi Callie,Ike Chidolue,Uncle Tony Ipriye Uranta,Tonia Onyegbule, Amarachi Okam Gold,Grace Okagbare Miller, Oluwatobi Alobam Francis Olusoji Zion Oseni,Olutoyosi Omotoso,Roland Akachukwu Emmanuel, James King, Donald Ekpo, Deba Adagbonyin, Julie A Dyer, Amonia Rita Stewart, Jacqueline Jika Ibeh Uwakwe-mangse Hanna, Adaobi Ube, Yetunde Babajide,Michael Dedon
oh well these names will do for now.

Gej my Gej
Your humility made me pick interest in politics.
Your kind words to your enemies made me research more on any news, topic , for you and against you, because the lies against you were just too much ..

Gej my Gej
your desire for women to succeed in politics encouraged me to study hard and may be have a political vision and goals..

Gej my Gej
Your love for your wife, made me pray for every single lady desiring a man to get a man with the kind of heart you have, a peaceful caring heart.
Gej my Gej your love for your wife and support in spite of all the insults NIGERIANS gave to her, made me also to pray that all single and searching ladies will be blessed with a man that will be proud of them Mac support, encourage them to be a better person in their careers and goals for life not just to be mother pumping children and cooking but to utilise their God given talents.

Gej my Gej
You are the first Nigerian president who actually made sure your kids schooled in nigeria, as a sitting president, that's how humble you were as a president.

Gej my Gej
Your love for the peace and unity of nigeria has given me a slight Nigerian hope..

Gej my Gej
Your love for my people was immeasurable, you were the first to appoint an Igbo to be COAS and so many more position.

Gej my Gej
Your love for education for the less privilege especially the almajiris has inspired me to set up a foundation that will help widows start a trade and orphans go back to school to be launched sometime this year..

Gej my Gej
Your love for farmers and agriculture is undeniable, you made sure through your minister that farmers got the needed equipments Etc which in return did resurrect the agriculture sector, Gej have you heard the minister is the president of the African development bank ? Am sure you have.

Gej my Gej
Your economy policies through one of the best brains in Africa the one and only NOI as we fondly call her made nigeria to become Africa's biggest economy, above South Africa.

Gej my Gej
According to transparency international we are now 37th most corrupt country in the world before you tenure we were 3rd most corrupt, this shows you did fight corruption but corruption fought your back sadly it won.

Gej my Gej
They used boko haram to blackmail you, yet you refused to go level towns and cities where they were hiding just because you thought of the innocents that will be killed for doing nothing, yet they called you names and wanted you to go in and shed more innocent blood..

Gej my Gej
One of your policies in the oil and gas sector allowed local operators to compete with the IOC's, that policy has given food to loads of NIGERIANS "Local Content"..

Gej my Gej how do I say that you made over 4m NIGERIAN youth entrepreneurs,10 million Naira business richer just because you thought they should always win , so you created YOUWIN..

Gej my Gej your love for life you made sure most roads that were death traps before your time like Benin -ore expressed road was fixed. Awww Gej Nnam, you know it's mostly South easterners that use that road.. Ndewo Nnam.. I once slept on that road for 2 good days in the year 2006..

Gej still on the transportation sector, for the first time young NIGERIANS got on trains not just funny looking trains but good trains. Gej you made sure Stella Oduah fixed most of our airports and so far she is the best aviation Minster ever..

Gej my Gej I have a lot to say but I want to end by saying this- Gej you are a meek and a gentle soul, those who know you personally testify to this assertion and my bible told me that the meek will inherit the earth, you have shown meekness and desire for peace by accepting defeat even when it was glaring that you could have made it difficult considering that they purposely made sure voters didn't get their voters card in some region and also card readers didn't work in your strong base on the day of election , this disfranchised more that 4 million voters in the SS and SE but you chose the path of peace just so my people living up north will sleep and do their businesses in peace.

Gej my Gej
May your days be long, may you live in sound health, may peace and joy never leave your abode, with tears in my eye of sadness and joy I say IJEOMA , I will miss you as the president who said and meant it that his political ambition wasn't worth anyone's blood, you didn't kill not even a political fly enemy not to talk of human being and I will always remember you as the president who made sure 35 percent of his cabinet were women...

It's so hard to say good bye to you as a president,
You were not perfect no one really is but I will always
Love you forever presido of life..

True Gej fan..

Sorry if I didn't tag you am so sad , sat in my car thinking about it and tears roll down my face, Am so sad, pls pardon me if I can't remember all my fellow gejist now ..

Culled From Chinenye Lauretta Ufearoh-Onoh posts.....

GENERAL BUHARI', THE ACCLAIMED SAVIOUR TO NIGERIA STATE OF IMBROGLIO???

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May. 29th marks the dawn of a new era to all Nigerians(whether we like it or not)!!!
I must advice all Nigerians (both @ home and the ones in diaspora) not to expect so much from the incoming administration!!! I have so many reasons for that but I'll share a few!!!



1)Gone are those (Military) days were a military head of state would decree and nobody would stand against it!!! Even if General Buhari has good intentions, these good intentions cannot be actualised without the consent and the approval by the Legislators!!! That's why Buhari cannot Islamize Nigeria using his executive power! That's why Buhari may not succeed in slashing down the exorbitant salaries of the Legislatures and the executive!!! To mention but a few!


2) From the onset, I never supported GMB for any reasonable reason but after his victory and some subsequent events that took place, I eventually began to nurse a reason for a change of government, @ least for a change of power and for a better standard of living for Nigerians!!!
Note: General Buhari is not a magician, He can only do his best... Let's give him some time to prove his capability and efficiency!!!
Even if He(GMB) doesn't do anything, @least I am still hopeful of a better economy by God's grace... I just keep praying the Legislative arm of government be supportive... If our refineries are working fine #50 naira would still be expensive to buy a litre of fuel... If the youths, especially our graduates are being empowered individually by the Government e.t.c...


Thank God for the wisdom of G.E.J who never allow any upheaval due to his loss and for the coming of G.M.B who may rescue Nigeria from her quandary and political imbroglio!!!


We all need PATIENCE for BUHARI to make sense!!!
God bless G.M.B!!
God Bless Nigeria!!!


Written By
McKurlins Idahosa Ekhator

Flop?? See The First Week Sales Projections For A$AP Rocky & Boosie Badazz

After a few weeks without albums from big stars, we had two drop this week, with A$AP Rocky's A.L.L.A. and Boosie Badazz's long-awaited Touch Down 2 Cause Hell both arriving yesterday. Today, we get their first week sales projections from Hits Daily Double. According to them, Rocky's on track to move 110-120,000 copies (125-135,000 when streaming's factored in), and Boosie's looking at the much lower numbers of 40-50,000 (45-55,000 streaming).

This is no real surprise, as Rocky's last album, 2013's Long.Live.A$AP, debuted at number one by selling 139,000 copies, and Boosie's 2010 predecessor only did 30,000, coming in at number 13 on the Billboard 200. With the numbers predicted for A.L.L.A., Rocky could very well have his second consecutive number one album, which would be quite a feat for him.

Let us know what you think in the comments. 

Whaat?? 50 Cent's SMS Promotions Company Files For Bankruptcy

Well I didn't see this coming , business is pretty unpredictable these times,

50 Cent is pretty adventurous when it comes to business, it seems he's always investing or promoting some new item every other week. He's done it all, from energy drinks to water to headphones and most recently, underwear and vodka. 

However one of his business ventures appears to have fallen flat. SMS Promotions, the company 50 formed as a boxing company, has filed for bankruptcy according to TMZ. The company has only been around for three years, forming in 2012. Although the company signed a few big names, including, Yuriorkis Gamboa, James Kirkland and Olympic medalist Andre Dirrel, it wasn't enough to keep it afloat. The company filed for Chapter 11 on May 25th. Court documents show that SMS Promotions has racked up between $100k and $500k in debt.

An attorney for SMS Promotions reportedly said, "Under the direction of Mr. Jackson, SMS Promotions looks forward to reorganizing as a new corporate entity and becoming one of the leading promotion companies in the world of professional boxing."

ZERO JOY!! How A Desperate Okada Man Stole Fuel From Police Station in Lagos

A commercial motorcyclist, popularly called ` Okada rider', Abiola Salawu, who allegedly stole 50 litres of petrol from the Ketu Police Station, Lagos State, on Thursday appeared before an Ogudu Chief Magistrates' Court. Salawu, 28, who lives at No. 18, Ishawo Rd., Ikorodu in Lagos State is facing a charge of stealing.

Vanguard allege that the Prosecutor, Sgt. Lucky Ihiehie, told the court that the accused had on May 25, at 5.40a.m., illegally entered the premises of the Ketu Police Station and stole 50 litres of petrol. Ihiehie said that the stolen product valued at N18, 000 belonged to the station. He said that the policemen observed that the petrol inside a gallon was missing from where they kept it.

The officers searched around the area and saw the accused with the same gallon in which they kept the petrol with only 30 litres of the substance remaining. The prosecutor said that the offence contravened Section 285 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State, 2011. Salawu, pleaded not guilty to the charge.

In her ruling, the Magistrate, Mrs O. J. Awope, granted the accused bail in the sum of N50, 000 with one surety in like sum. She said that the surety should be gainfully employed with a verification of address as part of the bail conditions. The magistrate adjourned the case to June 24 for mention.

OMG! You Won't Believe What Ladies are Now Rocking in the Name of Finger Nails Design (pics)

La wa o, nothing were we never see lol,

It has got boobs, bum and a d**k! And it's called the #AmberRose, Would you rock them, ladies?

DESPERATE OFFICE WIFE (Part 1)

Ugo slowly paced the length of the room. It was quiet small, a bit like a perch. Since the bulk of the building was upstairs, he did not have to walk too much to complete a stretch across the room. Rubbing his mouth tiredly, he motioned to the lady sitting in front of him, who was probably still fishing for words, to take a seat on the sofa. It was not exactly an order, but it had almost an equivalent force. She diligently took a seat as he had demanded.

The clock was ticking disgustingly on the part of the wall behind her. He wondered why the ticking sound was all a sudden so obvious. Time seemed to be strolling too slowly. A dog barked outside, its voice hoarse and somber. It was almost like it was attempting to provide a background music for the scenery.

A good director of a Hollywood movie would have used Yanni's "Rite of passage" instead.
Ugo took another look at the woman. She was fiddling with her skirt in a rather naïve manner. He wanted to rip it off her waist for reasons rather obvious. He wanted to hurt her, he knew that. Probably slap her right across the face, but, he could not. He knew quiet well he could not.

He assessed her countenance for a while,  it was obvious from her indifferent look that she was planning on taking a stand of innocence. Should she plead innocent or not, he was already convinced as to the position of truth he was today. And she would be too or at least she would admit to the truth as it were, he would make sure of that.  He asked her the question he has asked her at first when she had entered the house, though he knew she would provide the same answer. Maybe he was trying to test her resolve to lie.

"Who was that man you were with today, Sylvia?"

She did not reply for a while. It was like she was weighing her words, it was wise that she did. He was not too sure how much his gentlemanly side was going to prevail, he asserted, noticing his clenched fist for the first time.

"Ugo…..what is this about?" she asked, trying to sound annoyed. She was hardly successful. Rather she sounded unsure. Even the devil would be feeling insecure in this situation. "I already told you he is a friend from the office. We went to have lunch together. Why are you all worked up?"
"Damn it Woman, do not bullshit me. Friend from the office my foot. You were in a restaurant about a million miles away from your place of work with a man of about 60 something wearing the traditional "chief attire" on lunch break. What do you take me for? A fool? A simpleton?" he paused only to clear his mind a bit. He turned to the window and looked outside.

The night was dark, dark and cold. It was around 10 o'clock in the night. The dogs were getting up to their business. Almost every house in this G.R.A area owns a dog, he noted subconsciously. He rested his head on his hand that he had placed gingerly on the window in a gesture of disappointment and spoke. This time very calmly. "For God's sake we both know the jig is up Sylvia. There's no secret anymore. I saw you kissing him when I followed you guys outside the restaurant, right before he entered his car and you went over to yours. Even a child would not mistake the gesture. Or were you waving the "friend" goodbye with your mouth?"

She hesitated a bit, probably shocked at what she had just heard. She then stalled for a while, still trying to read through his stance, hoping to see at least an iota of doubt in his countenance that she could at least work with should she offer any attempt to discredit his conviction. She could not see his face, but she could tell by the way his back clenched that he was completely certain of his take. He was right. The jig was indeed up. Throwing her hand up mentally, she surrendered. Her long tired sigh gave Ugo information as to the change in status quo. She spoke first. Standing up as she did.
"You do not have to tell your brother about this" she stated "he does not have to know"

"DOES NOT? He is your husband for Pete's sake stupid woman. It is his fundamental right to know. I am telling him first thing tomorrow morning. It is a good thing I am not your husband. You would be swimming in a pool of your own blood by now. Poor b**ch!"

Sylvia regarded him sternly. Or at least she regarded his back sternly. He was still bent over the window looking into the darkness. It was almost like he found her so disgusting that he could not even afford to look at her. She grimaced at the thought. He would not find my nakedness disgusting though. He is just another man after all. They are all the same. She thought sheepishly. She walked towards him. He did not move. Did not seem to notice her movement. "I will make you not tell him Ugo."

Ugo was shocked by the announcement. The hopeless slut! She still thought she had any cards left? Like she's not played enough at his brother's expense already? He turned to face what was by grave misfortune his sister-in-law with the most hurtful of intents. Damn chivalry! He was going to give her the tongue lashing of her life he concluded.
But, it was not his sister-in-law he saw when he turned. What he saw left him dazed for seconds. He staggered, the words of insult he was about to procure suddenly caught in his tongue. His brain went numb. Standing in front of him was an undressed woman. And the most outrageous pair of boobs he ever saw…….

To be continued……..

WRITTEN BY VINCENT CHIMOBI OKONKWO

Source: legalwatchmen.wordpress.com

BREAKING NEWS!! UNIOSUN VC Sacked

The Governing Council of the multi-campus Osun State University (UNIOSUN) has sacked three principal officers.

The council recommended for approval of the Visitor, Governor Rauf Aregbesola, the termination of the appointment of the Vice Chancellor, Prof. Bashir Okesina.

The council, on Tuesday, gave letters of termination of appointment to the Registrar and the Bursar, Dr. Julius Faniran and Alhaji Fatai Lasisi.


The termination of their appointments followed the recommendations of the Visitation Panel set up by the governor.

The panel probed the allegations of financial misappropriation and mismanagement in the university.

But the university's chapter  of the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) has rejected the decision.

In a statement by its Chairman, Dr. Abiona Oluseye and eight other officers, the union said the action was done in bad faith.

The union also said the sack was prejudicial and violates the principle of equity and fairness.

It said: "It is instructive to state that a visitation panel was constituted by the governor and the report submitted.

In Photos : President Jonathan Showing President-Elect Buhari Round Aso Villa

Just hours away from the hand-over

President Jonathan a few moments ago handed over the to Buhari after conducting him on an introductory tour of the presidential villa

OMG !!! Aborted Baby Discovered in UNIPORT Car Park (Graphic Photo)

This is so pathetic,

The dead fetus was discorverd this morning around UNIPORT main campus park.

The abortion photo you are about to view is graphic and you may not want to see them. DO NOT click to see the photos if you feel you are not prepared to view these graphic image.

Muhammadu Buhari Arrives Nigeria with daughter Zahra (photos)

Photo Credit: Bayo Omoboriowo


May lord use this president elect to save Nigeria from their longtime pain and suffering


Amin!!