Wednesday, January 7, 2015

EXPOSITO!!! See 10 Factual Reasons Why Ladies Will Fall For A Funny Guy

Like I always say ***A woman can tolerate everyman unless she bores her* , Laila published the article felt I should share it with my audience ....


If you are a boring guy, sorry, your woman might end up in the arms of that silly, funny dude...just because he is funny. Read reasons from EliteDaily below..

Why is it when girls are asked what qualities they look for in a guy, most say a sense of humor?

There's just something about a guy who makes you giggle like a little schoolgirl, and there's a reason Seth Rogen never fails to steal our hearts in every movie.

Funny guys have a charm and electricity about them that is hard to deny. Below are the real reasons why the silly man will always have you hooked:


** He never fails to entertain you

Dating a guy with a good sense of humor never gets boring. He is spontaneous and will pull almost any stunt for a laugh. It makes things exciting because you have to be quick to keep up with him.
To be funny, a guy must be witty and creative: plus and plus!

If you ask any writer what the most difficult genre to write for is, he or she will most likely say comedy. Sure, anyone can tell a good ol' fashion fart joke, but it takes a certain type of a genius to nail a punchline that will make you laugh until your belly hurts.

To be on his game, he must be quick on his feet and original. If your guy is truly funny, he probably has a vast knowledge of peculiar facts and an arsenal of voices to share them in.
 He knows how to handle social situations
Nothing eases up an awkward moment better than a good-hearted joke. He has made enough inappropriate wisecracks to know when the time is right to tease and when it is better to keep his mouth shut.

You no longer have to cringe about leaving your guy in a room alone with others. Part of being funny is knowing where everyone else is coming from. Building off others, he can find something in common that they can all chat or even chuckle about.

**He is naturally very observant
How is he going to poke fun at your "Hunger Games" poster unless he's taken a moment to observe your room?

The reason comedians are so good at what they do is attributed to their keen sense of what's going on around them and ability to find the absurdness in it. A good way to one-up his witty remarks is to thank him for noticing.


**He makes you a better person
You stressed out too much before he entered the picture; now he teaches you to laugh at life and yourself.

Your safety wall melts away when he is around, and when he makes a fool out of himself, you feel more comfortable to do the same. What is a sweeter love when you can both truly be yourself around each other?
He gets along with your friends

**He goes out of his way to impress your friends and show them a good time. He feels the need to perform and does not mind taking the stage.

Your friends like him because he is the life of the party. Whether it's wacky impressions or dry sarcasm, they find him a riot and like seeing you so smitten.


**He doesn't feed into drama
Goofy guys usually do not let their temper get the best of them. He tends not to take life too seriously or any dramatic person for that matter.

If there is another funny friend in the group, he sees it as a faceoff. They are more likely to exchange punchlines instead of punches, making it even more fun for everyone else.


**He radiates confidence
It takes a secure guy to poke fun at himself for your amusement. Even if he does not act super confident in front of everyone, it is obvious when you two are together.

Maybe it is something about having you on his arm, but anytime you are together, there is a chip on his shoulder that you find charming, yet playfully challenging. Just keep it light and avoid a low blow because underneath every funny guy is an emotional one.


**Pranksters are secretly sensitive
Let's face it: The class clown was never the smartest guy in class or the biggest jock in high school. He made others laugh to get by and was easily able to hide his emotions behind his jokes.

Unlike so many guys who seem one-dimensional, funny guys have a beautiful complex to them. When they are comfortable enough to reveal their sensitive side to us, it is a special and intimate feeling.

Most importantly, he never fails to bring a smile to your face

It is impossible to stay upset for long with his cute little smirk in front of you. He knows exactly how to make you laugh through tears, and it's both a blessing and a curse.

If you laugh at all his funny antics, you probably have a crush. If you also laugh at his failed one-liners, you, my friend, are already in love.
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Meet 'Fanti' The Cock-Bottle Plum LADY WHO EMERGED MISS CURVES UNILAG (Wow Photos)

When I was Going through he photos that , A girlfriend asked me 'Do ladies like this really Exist' well they do ,

Well Fanti is really wowing I must say ,

A young lady, simply known as Fanti, recently took home the title of Miss Curves UNILAG, at an event organised by the University of Lagos.

Fanti who is in the department of  Petrochemical Engineering in the University Of Lagos is well endowed and was featured in the music video of popular hit song – Kukere, by Iyanya.

She was rewarded with a brand new car after she emerged as MISS CURVES UNILAG…

Recently, Nigerian female celebrities have mastered the art of showing off their curves which seem to be prominent among the stars like popular actress, Omotola Jolade, up-coming Daniella Okeke,  Beat Fm's OAP Toolz, Busty Anita Joseph, Nollywood's sweet-heart Mercy Johnson amongst others.



Source : NaijaYarns.Wordpress.com

So Creative And Cute!! See The Beautiful Painting Of Tonto Dikeh Made By An Orphanage Kid

This is what you get when people appreciate you and something you have done ,


The Tonto Dikeh Foundation visited the Arrows Of God Orphanage Home in Ajah, Lagos to show support for the kids as part of its planned charity works for the New Year.

At the end of the day, after receiving their gifts, the kids started singing with excitement, and a 16 year old artist, Deborah Emmanuel presented the founder of the foundation, Tonto Dikeh with this beautiful artwork. Tonto was moved to dears.

Hmm !!What Would You Do? Teacher Tries to Help Her Student by Styling Her ‘Tangled’ Hair, (photos)

Well this is a philosophical issue , and it goes
What would you do if you sent your daughter to school with her hair one way, and it came back done completely different?


There's a picture (above) floating around social media of a little girl who showed up to school after the holiday break with her hair looking 'ridiculously tangled' and full of 'lint'.


The child's teacher took it upon herself to style the little girl's hair in an attempt to help the situation and make the little girl feel better about herself.

The teacher then posted a before & after photo to Facebook along with the caption:



So one of my students came to school today with he hair full of knots, lent [sic], and ridiculously tangled. It looked like it hand't been touched the entire holiday break…so my classroom became a salon. The photo on the left is before and the right after . It just broke my heart so badly that I refused to let her leave school today the same way she came.When I finished she looked at herself and said "aww so pretty"…the beauty is that she is normally non-verbal. So now I'm crying lol. My day has been made!


Do you think the teacher overstepped her boundaries — or do you think her 'good deed' was well-received?

Sound off in the comments & let us know your thoughts on the situation.

Happening Live!! Angry UNIBEN Students Set Governor's Comrade Bus On Fire (See Photos)

I am student of Uniben and I know what happens when shits become real , Series photos was sent in by a reader who is currently a student of UNIBEN and I copped some from a uniben facebook page
Though the reason fro the protest and riot is still sketchy but we have some info ,

              "the express road is blocked with tires on one side while a comrade bus was set on fire sending plumes of smoke in the air I was asked to reverse so my car won't be burnt. Took these snap shots from afar. Its a spilover from yesterday's incident."


    The house that was demolished is the VC's lodge not Prof Oshodin's private residence. I just hope this doesn't spill over as the university authority might be held liable.


Yesterday the SUG president led students to the banks inside the school beating up security men and removing Oshiomole's pictures in the banks.

Oh No!! See What Happens When A Benin Girl Takes Your Name To Her Villa (pic)

Lool , well All my Benin Niggreses won't do this ..... No Woman Will Turn You Into A Slave .... Can I hear you say Amin??

BAWSE!!! Rapper/Actor Ludacris Proposed And Got Married On The Same Day

Well there is a what if in a stunt like this , especially if you dealing with Naija girls , what if she turned down the proposal


Well In Luda's case she didn't ,
Ludacris likes his proposals like he likes his movies ... FAST AND FURIOUS ... because we're told he got married over the holidays after proposing the very same day. 


According to our sources, Luda popped the question to long time GF Eudoxie during the day ... then took her out to dinner at a Georgia restaurant. When they returned home, a wedding dress was draped over a piece of furniture.  This was all a surprise to Eudoxie, but she was game so they got married on the spot. A few friends and family members were there to celebrate.

BTW ... Luda's mom picked out the dress, and Eudoxie had no objections.They blew out of town a day or so later for their honeymoon in Costa Rica.Congrats!


Source TMZ

#SURULERE , See Throwback Photo Of PATORANKING & SOLID STAR Before Fame .... Chai

Let's not analyze the photo , Jah love is true that's all ......


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Frustration?? Singer KCEE Thinking About His Life While Sitting on A Dirty Floor In Rags (photo) http://tinyurl.com/ow2zwqw

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Shots Fired!! Star Actress Taraji P. Henson Replies 50cent's Criticism With Hot Diss (peep)

Damn this lady really got a good sense of humor ,

Well I love Taraji P. Henson. Not only is she freakin' gorg, always fashionable and incredibly talented, she doesn't play!


In case you missed it, 50 Cent sent some not-so subliminal shots towards the marketing execs of Fox's new show "Empire," claiming their promo videos closely resemble his show Power's material. He also compared "Power's" main character Omari Hardwick to "Empire's" main character Terrence Howard. You know who won that battle.


Well Taraji was asked about said shade on Twitter and responded . I pay Attention To $'s Not Cents .....lmao

What Is Wrong With This Picture?

That's why a wise man once said ' why do people try to motivate me by saying I shouldn't look back? What if my greatest knowledge is just behind me but am steady looking forward ...... I will continue ignorant ..... So I will always look around , that's how I will never be lost''......

I Bet You Don't Know Her ...... Guess Who This LITTLE ICE PRINCESS TURNED INTO! (Photo)

Yea most you all don't know her ,

Before this cool kid was skatin' through the Hollywood scene she was just another ice skating little girl growing up in Tampa, Florida. Can you guess who she is?!

Terrible !! Worst Lip Injection In Annals History --- Farrah Abraham Pays Dearly for Lip Service (pics)

Well it is really sad , just two nights away we were talking about the Brazilian Miss Bum Bum that will be losing her legs After her Ass implant went wrong and paralyzed her Legs,



And Now
No, a backdoor didn't smack Farrah Abraham in the face ... she got what could well be the worst lip injections in the annals of medical history.Farrah may look monsterish, but that didn't stop her from posting the pics online herself with the caption, "Girlfriends don't say I didn't warn ya ! #BOTCHED California #ER #fixit"We're told Farrah was getting a new procedure, where the doctor puts an implant in the patients lip ... which in theory is cost effective because you don't have to maintain the work with fillers.  


Farrah says she researched the doctor and the procedure and decided it was a safe bet. She was wrong.  She says the doctors injected her with an anesthetic before the procedure ... and believes she had a MAJOR allergic reaction.Farrah is no stranger to artificially enhancing body parts, but this takes the cake.


The "Backdoor Teen Mom" star tried to put a good face on it, comparing herself to Leela from "Futurama." Gotta love my new look pic.twitter.com/C9OAOv6Yl3 — Farrah Abraham (@F1abraham) January 6, 2015


TRENDING!

Buhari If Elected ...... N5000 Each For 25 million poorest and most vulnerable citizens  http://tinyurl.com/k6afu3z


More Shots Fired!! Kim K is 'A Pox on Entertainment' ...... Charlie Sheen http://tinyurl.com/k2ta3gm

Frustration?? Singer KCEE Thinking About His Life While Sitting on A Dirty Floor In Rags (photo) http://tinyurl.com/ow2zwqw

Meet Curvy Plus Sized ' Deborah Olawoyin' She Is ............. (Wow photos) http://tinyurl.com/m6b3un7

EXPOSITO!! See How Singer OmoAkin Friends Have Sex With Desperate Models Using Him http://tinyurl.com/o8ulyoq

Really Touching!! 3-year-old Narrates How 25 year old Man Raped Her in Lagos http://bitly.com/1AAbHQY

Hmmm!! So Two Lovers. Were Flogged for Having Sex inside A Bus in Ajegunle http://bitly.com/1FfDQAM

Really Interesting!! Rapper J.Cole Give Detailed Explanation Of HOw He Lost His Virginity http://bitly.com/1vXWRxi

BAWSE!! Floyd Mayweather's Cars WORTH AROUND $7.3 MILLION ... Not Counting the Jet http://bitly.com/1Azsaoi

See The Selfie Of U.S President Daughter 'Malia Obama' Causing Controversy Online (pics) http://bitly.com/1vXKvoF

Cameron Diaz finally married... http://bitly.com/1vXzu74

Meet The 10year Old Sterling Jerins That Is Making More Money Than You ....

Well many of us were still dependent at 10 , especially me .... So let's say kudos to her ,

There's nothing sci-fi about Sterling Jerins' payday in the upcoming Gerard Butler blockbuster "Geostorm" ... it's real, and it's big.Producers are handing the 10-year-old actress $125K for her role as Hannah in the flick -- she'll also have plenty of privacy off set in her trailer -- one half of a huge WiFi ready "double-banger." 



If you don't know her name you will -- the young star best known for roles in the show "Deception" and Brad Pitt's "World War Z" will be getting shared billing with her co-stars.She's learning the ropes fast.

NEW MUSIC: Saint (@Saint_ntb) - Koko

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