Checkout Nigerians Explanation Of The Mandatory BVN Registration (Lmao)

Well I won't act like my mind didn't swerve towards the direction that BVN registration is one of the little steps towards the One World government which will usher in the reign of the anti-christ and also the mark of the beast as prophesied in the Book Of revelations (kJV Bible),

But then I have heard a lot people say stuffs that are really funny in relation to BVN ,like , ' Mehn this is another way of stealing our money' ' am not registering the number is the mark of the beast' 'Satan is using this to know how many of us are in the world so he can know how many army he needs to frustrate us' ..... The thoughts goes on , my EB readers , what is the funniest you have heard??